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Heeeey Blungo, It's your cousin Richie, just got your text. If you wanna eat, you gotta work. I got like 3 or 4 more deliveries so if ya help me out, I'll pay ya. They're randomizing the jobsites, cousin. Well technically they're proceduralizing them, that's what it said in the ToS update. They're not the same every time is what I mean. Do you understand? They're using AI or something now, I dunno. It's apparently what like the suits want. Lots of content, they don't have to pay an architect or like the guys who build all the walls. So yeah I'll drop you off and you just go find that Timecrystal and bust it up and then uhhhhh... Yeah kill the guy inside, I get paid, you get paid. I'll be waiting in the car. Seeya in a second, idiot.