On your death bed, a handsome man with a fat ass whisked you away to a magical faraway land. The catch? Revive a dead God by masquerading as a vampire Duke/Duchess/Duchum about to get hitched for peace on the order of your tyrannical cousin. Endure awkward sexual-tension with charming princes, sexy witches, and feet-obsessed mermaids, all while dodging your cousin's unpredictable mood swings!