The player controls Dick "Rock-Hard" Johnson, a United States Secret Service agent and bodyguard tasked with protecting the United States presidential election candidate Ronald Rump, a parody of Donald Trump. As Rump is delivering his speech, an assassination attempt occurs, with the player having to protect him by acting as a human shield, jumping in front of Rump and blocking bullets, bombs and other weapons. Failing to protect the president counts as a game over and restarts the mission. The assassins are described as "socialist money stealers" and the "liberal media". The game features ragdoll physics. Mr.President! Can you take a bullet for the soon to be President of the United States of America?! You play as Dick “Rock-Hard” Johnson a bulletproof man, the best bodyguard money can buy. He is sworn to protect the most hated presidential candidate of all time Ronald Rump.
Liberal media has rigged the election and tarnished his glowing public image, now they are trying to end his life. You need to leap, flip, fling, roll, and many other verbs to get in between Rump and certain death. If Rump dies, Who is going to pay for your Netflix sub? How are you going to pay for your lifetime of student loans or over inflated medical bills? Where will you get the money for another dumb physics game? YOU BETTER SAVE THE MAN OR YOU DON'T GET THE MONEY! It is your American duty to protect, serve, and live by the mighty dollar, because money is the only true sign of someone’s worth.
