Résumé

The following transcript is not authorized for distribution: The Oakwood Institute of Science reported the captivity of 26 students and faculty who all entered a building on campus, but have not come out on the morning of April 9th, 2002. Police were notified at 6:42pm on the same day and promptly surrounded the building which held the missing students. Whether this is an active hostage situation or a gas leak is unknown. A Swat team is on standby along with a chemist equipped with a remote controlled rover to analyze air toxicity. We are still awaiting an update from the police chief about the fate of the missing students and faculty. [This transcript was written on April 9th, 2002 at approximately 8:30pm]