Welcome to the FUTURE! It’s the year 2000 AD! And here at EAT AT JOE’S PIZZERIA, the future is you! EAT AT JOE’S PIZZERIA, formerly known as the New Durban colony of Callisto and renamed after popular (and financial) demand in the year 1995, is the third largest station orbiting the second largest moon of Jupiter and the largest sponsored space station in the galaxy as of today, the future; the year 2000!