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Lario the hipster was bored, so he decided to race a snail while the paint dries. However when Lario defeat the snail, the paint overdries and caused a chemical reaction making the gulf oil spill. This angers the Liberals, so the Liberals captures Lario and turned him into a tree. Lario collected guns to scare off the Liberals, but this caught FBI's attention and put Lario under the top 10 most wanted list. When FBI confronts Lario asking Lario to show his drivers license. Lario relies that he's a tree, making him no longer the most wanted fugitive according to the FBI. Lario decided to habitat a planet by cloning himself. He found a wormhole to Planet Namek, however the wormhole is contaminated with worms. Lario got rid of the worms and gained access to Planet Namek. Planet Namek is ruled by Lord Michael Bay even though there's nothing on the planet. Lord Michael Bay used explosion to destroy Lario but instead killed himself. Lario took over Namek and start repopulate the planet of Lario trees.